Friday, December 16, 2011

Whores.

Opinion:

There are two kinds of whores, 1)clingy sluts & 2) girls that like to have sex.


Something that reeeeally bothers me about whores is that people confuse the types of whores. There is that, you know, really annoying one that acts all stupid and falls MADLY in love with a guy and is dead set on them getting married. and there are the smart classy girls that get a best friend that is a guy, for the sole purpose of them being FBs. Now, this is what I can't stand ---> clingy chicks. like seriously, you are 5ft nothing, skin & bones, and have the voice of a three year old, OBVIOUSLY no guy will ever love you, so grow up. All guys want from you is sex anyway, might as well enjoy it if you want a 'relationship'

On another note, what is a relationship anyway? I mean I get what a friendship is but seriously, what is a relationship? where you are madly in love with a guy for two weeks then you ditch him for a guy that has more talent? no. that is high school. So why are you running around at the age of 16ish trying to find true love when you don't even know what the hell that means.


Okay, now to my favorite type of whores. The ones that like to have sex. lots, and lots, and lots of protected sex. because no one wants a kid. kids are gross. Before going into this 'best friend lets have lots of sex' relationship there needs to be major agreements made. Such as, 1)no one is to know about this. 2)Condoms are a must have EVERY TIME. 3)If a child is to be conceived smushmorrrtion. If neither of you can oblige by these rules, neither of you deserve to have sex.

*Cheers to Whores*

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Fake Love.

Opinion:


You have known each other a month, 
you have dated each other three days,
you are NOT in love.


I kinda think my opinion sums this one up.




Self Explanatory.




-HC

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Teachers.

This one is for Mitch & Niki.


Opinion:


Teachers should not take advantage of their authority


Many teachers at my school, and many others I'm sure, abuse their authority above the students. They like to make the rules as they go and play their own game. They bend the rules for the ones that do not deserve the help. They are just ridiculous. Some of the teachers like to cross boundaries and go through some students & principals personal stuff. Most teachers are just absolutely ridiculous, holding grudges, being rude for no reason, going out of their way to get a student in trouble, etc,. This is off subject, but another thing I can not stand about teachers is the ones that are coaches (which in Carthage is about 90% of them) and think that they do not have to teach. AND when they TRY to teach you can not learn anything because THEY CAN NOT TEACH. Like seriously how are you suppose to learn geometry from a man that doesn't even know how to do it himself. Teachers are a reason why I hate school. I can teach myself with a book better than some of the teachers that have "taught" me throughout my career. 






-HC

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Texting.

Opinion:

Don't send me a message that says 'k' it is very annoying.

Texting, a habit of mine and numerous other teenagers, something  VERY annoying while texting is receiving a message that says 'k.' Not only is it 'k' that bothers me, but "okay, kay, mmmk, mmhmm, lol, lolz, oh, etc." Now how in God's name am I suppose to reply to such a thing. TOTAL conversation KILLER. To top it off the person will ask "why don't you ever text me back?" DUH dumb-fart! I mean I could reply to 'k' with 'kk', then we could have a 'K' battle, which would be even MORE annoying. Please do not waste my time sending me a pointless text message like that, just don;t reply. Thank you...


-HC

Monday, December 20, 2010

Anyways

Opinion:

Anyway is not a word; you sound stupid.

While having a conversation with people, I would like to sound intelligent. I frequently add larger and more abnormal words with the intention of  enhancing my acquaintance's vocabulary. Something that I have realized that bothers me, more than anything in a conversation, is when someone says 'anyways'. I would like, no LOVE, to point out to you that 'anyways' is NOT a word. I have this argument numerous times a day EVERYday. I KNOW it is NOT a word. If you along with many other would like to debate this with me, I will most certainly enjoy making you sound stupid when I pull out my Webster and show you that 'anyways' is a figment of your imagination. It would be GREATLY appreciated if you would STOP using this so called word now. ANYWAY, Thank you for reading my blog and happy holidays to you.
With further notice, if anyone would like to purchase this shirt I just found while googling 'anyway' I will most certainly wear it quite frequently. Thank you again.

-HC

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Dumb&Ditsy

Opinion:

Don't act dumb and ditsy. It makes you seem...dumb?!?

You always see these really cute girls that could easily get any guy she wants, acting all dumb and ditsy. Just trying to get attention! Now hunny, what makes you think acting stupid makes you look cute? The WORST part of it is, is when they see other girls doing it they trash talk the for doing it! Like what the crap? Hypocrite much? I mean if you are going to criticize someone don't be doing the same thing yourself! And really do guys find it attractive? Girls being dumb on purpose= NOT cute! You really can not help if you really are dumb and ditsy, all I have to say to you is "God bless your soul" I can go ahead and tell you I have asked some of my guy friends and they say dumb and ditsy is not cute to them. So, girls y'all are just wasting your time and energy being stupid. Try being smart it might get you further in life(:



-HC

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Make-up

Opinion:

You should find make-up your color!

All the time I see really pretty girls with some dark make-up on. Now, honey why do you wear your make-up so dang dark? It is like an albino trying to be a Mexican! Sweetheart, I KNOW for a fact they have make-up to match your complexion. Do you honestly think it makes you look darker to have your face brown and your neck white? Because you look stupid! Some of these people COULD have a lot of potential in being really really pretty but having a make-up line can knock you from a 10 to a 3 in my book. Listen now. I have a solution for your problem, hop in your mom's car, boogie on down to CVS, and pick up some make-up that matches your color(: That would make you a LOT easier to look at! Thankss love!



-HC